A Fat Turkey, and NO it wasn't Thanksgiving

Ashton's been wanting to learn how to play Uno for a while now and I told him that when everyone was in bed, he and I would play. Grandma was here to help him, which made it easier for me to teach him. As I was sitting there deciding which card to use, he said, "Wow mom, you've got a FAT TURKEY! Knowing MY son would NEVER tell me I was a fat turkey... ;o) I figured he was talking about the cards I had splayed in my hand and responded, "I sure do!" (smart kid) Now everytime he plays with someone, he makes sure to inform them if their turkey is fat or not.