Oh what do you do...

When you're climbing a tree.



And a branch smacks you in the eye.



So you scream bloody murder



Till your neighbors come out of their homes to "investigate"



When Mom arrives to the scene you grab her hand and hold it tight against your eye.



And screaming some more till Daddy gets the eye drops out



While mom orders sister to get a cold damp rag



And pressing it against your face till you become one with the rag



And scream some more till your whole body shakes....?



...why, you make a "pirate thingy" with a "pirate sign on it".



Silly!

*He's fine, by the way. Can't you tell by his smile?