Giddy Up Cowboy!

Boy Howdy! By gum, 'ave I got a humdinger to tell you!

On Feb 22, 2008, a desparate battle raged between a posse of young gunslingers and a band of parents. Story goes that on that fate filled night, a woman, (believed to have been these young men's mother) had a real bang-up job don her residence and was ready to really clean someone's plow. She was smokin mad! Each one of those gunslingers sure passed the buck. So she decided that she would superintend to things and get that pig sty cleaned up. She propositioned those boys that if they tended to things while she ran into town she would bring back a prize.

For a while now each one of those young bucks had their eye on a double barrelled shot and would do anything by hook or crook. She told them she'd pick them each up one if things were still standin by the time she came back. They all gave such a hoot and holler and she gave it a lick and a promise.

By the time she got back everything was in apple pie order and shining like a bell. At that, those young cowboys were ready for their goods to be forked over. She handed them their guns and off the went.

(My house has never been so clean.)