Piggies and Big Bums

"Mom, I have a big bum like you."
"You what?"
"I have a big bum. Like you."
"Oh really? I have a big bum?"
"Yes, want to see?"
"Sure Eli."
Eli stands up, turns around, and moons me.)
"See mom? I have a big bum like you."
"Yes you do and I like your bum Eli".
"Yea." *Smile*
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"I can tell you about my piggies."
"Your what?"
"My piggies. This is a fat piggie (thumb)
This is smart piggie (pointer) This is tall piggie (middle) This is lazy piggie (ring)
And this is baby piggie (pinky)."
"Oh! I see."
-Ashton